Today I have the rare honor of guest posting over at Ally Spott’s amazing blog. Ally read a handful of my posts a few weeks ago and asked if I would consider writing something for her about how a man would like to be respectfully rejected by a woman. My awkwardness and I were more than happy to oblige. Here’s a teaser, then pop over to Ally’s blog today to see the full story …
In my twenty-one years, I have been rejected by a number of women.
It has never gone well.
Chernobyl had fewer casualties than some of these rejections.
One time a girl took off to her car like an Olympic runner who had been set on fire, while I had barely finished the phrase, “Go out somet—”
Another time a girl simply set our dinner table on fire, overturning a candle, preempting my ability to even broach the question. She could tell I was about to and she was prepared.
(I may have fabricated a few things here. Technically Chernobyl wasn’t as bad as people made it out to be.)
Continue reading this on Ally’s blog, here.
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